180 Hilarious Hamster Puns and Jokes to Brighten Your Day

Get ready for some serious squeakiness! From “Why did the hamster cross the road? To get to the wheel side!” to “What do you call a hamster who loves to sing? A ham-burger!” These puns will make you giggle for sure. 

You’ll be “wheel-y” glad you read them! Whether you’re into “paw-sitive” vibes or just want a “fur-tastic” laugh, these hamster jokes are here to brighten your day. Grab your favorite hamster toy and get ready to laugh out loud!

Funny hamster puns and jokes

1. Why don’t hamsters ever share? Because they’re a little squeaky about their food! 🐹🍽️
2. What did the hamster say to his friend? “I’m just wheel-ing around!” 🛞🐾
3. What’s a hamster’s favorite type of music? Hip hop! 🎧🐹
4. Why did the hamster bring a pencil to the party? To draw attention! ✏️🎉
5. What do you call a hamster who’s always running? A wheel wonder! 🏃‍♂️🔄
6. Why did the hamster go to school? To become a smart hamster! 🏫🐹
7. What’s a hamster’s favorite game? Hide and squeak! 🏃‍♀️🔍
8. What did the hamster say to the other hamster when it was late? “You’re wheel-y behind!” ⏰🐾
9. What do hamsters love to do on a rainy day? Wheel around in puddles! 🌧️🛞
10. Why did the hamster become a motivational speaker? Because he always knows how to squeak up! 🎤🐹
11. What’s a hamster’s favorite vegetable? Carrot sticks! 🥕🐹
12. Why are hamsters so good at making friends? Because they’re always in good company! 🐾❤️
13. What did one hamster say to the other hamster? “Let’s run this show!” 🎬🐹
14. How do hamsters keep in touch? Through squeak messages! 📱🐹
15. What did the hamster say when he lost his ball? “I’m wheel-y upset!” 🎾😢
16. What do you call a hamster who tells bad jokes? A punderful friend! 😄🐹
17. Why did the hamster sit on a piece of cheese? To cheddar his worries away! 🧀🐹
18. What’s a hamster’s favorite place? The squeak shop! 🛒🐾
19. How do hamsters solve problems? They wheel through them! 🛞💡
20. What’s a hamster’s favorite holiday? Hamsgiving! 🦃🐹
21. What do you call a hamster that loves books? A page-turner! 📚🐹
22. How do hamsters get around town? On a ham-motorcycle! 🏍️🐾
23. Why was the hamster so good at math? Because he was wheel-versed in numbers! ➗🐹
24. What do you call a hamster magician? *Abra-kadabra-*squeak! 🎩🐹
25. How did the hamster win the race? By wheel-ing to the finish line! 🏁🐾
26. What’s a hamster’s favorite type of sandwich? A squeak-wich! 🍞🐹
27. How do hamsters stay in shape? By running marathons on their wheels! 🏃‍♂️💪
28. Why did the hamster join a band? He had great squeak skills! 🎶🐹
29. How did the hamster apologize? “I’m so squeaky sorry!” 😬🐾
30. What’s a hamster’s favorite sport? Wheelbarrowing! 🏋️‍♀️🐹
31. What do you call a hamster who loves to play games? A gamester! 🎮🐾
32. How do hamsters plan a party? With a lot of squeak-tacular ideas! 🥳🐹
33. What’s a hamster’s favorite ice cream flavor? Squeakberry! 🍦🐾
34. Why do hamsters always win at hide and seek? They’re great at hiding in squeaks! 👀🐹
35. How does a hamster like to eat its cheese? Gratefully! 🧀🐾
36. What do hamsters do on weekends? Wheel around the park! 🛞🌳
37. How do hamsters like their tea? With a little squeak of lemon! 🍋🐹
38. What did the hamster say to the cat? “Don’t get squeaky with me!” 🐱🐹
39. Why was the hamster so popular? Because he was loved by everyone! 💖🐾
40. How do hamsters know when it’s time to go to bed? When their wheels stop spinning! 🛏️🐹
41. What’s a hamster’s favorite game to play at the carnival? The squeak the duck game! 🎯🐾
42. Why do hamsters love the winter? Because they can squeak through the snow! ❄️🐹
43. What’s a hamster’s favorite movie? The Wheel of Fortune! 🎥🐹
44. Why did the hamster bring a suitcase? He was wheel ready to travel! 🌍🐾
45. What do you call a hamster who’s a fan of comic books? A squeak superhero! 🦸‍♀️🐹
46. Why did the hamster wear a cape? To be a ham-azing hero! 🦸‍♂️🐾
47. What do you call a hamster who loves math? A squeaktastic calculator! 🧮🐹
48. Why was the hamster at the art gallery? To see the wheel-y cool paintings! 🎨🐾
49. What did the hamster say when he found a snack? “I’m going to squeak this up!” 🍪🐹
50. How do hamsters get their news? By reading the squeaks paper! 📰🐾
51. What’s a hamster’s favorite type of weather? A squeak breeze! 🌬️🐹
52. Why do hamsters never tell secrets? Because they might squeak them out! 🤫🐾
53. How do hamsters tell jokes? They do it with squeak-tacular timing! 🎤🐹
54. What do you call a hamster that’s always awake? A squeakaholic! ☕🐾
55. How do hamsters like their sandwiches? Wheel toasted! 🍞🐹
56. What did the hamster say to the mouse? “You’re such a squeakin’ good friend!” 🐭💖
57. Why did the hamster want to become a pilot? He wanted to fly to new heights! ✈️🐹
58. What’s a hamster’s favorite candy? Squeakers! 🍬🐾
59. How do hamsters make decisions? They wheel through the options! 🎡🐹
60. Why did the hamster wear sunglasses? Because he was too cool for school! 😎🐾

Hamster pun one liners

1. I’m wheel-y excited for today! 🛞🎉
2. I’m just here for the squeak of it! 🐹✨
3. Don’t be ham-fused, I’m just a hamster! 🐹😜
4. That joke was a squeak-tacular hit! 🎤🐾
5. I’m wheel-y good at making new friends! 🛞🤝
6. You will always have a place in my heart! 💖🐹
7. That hamster sure knows how to run the show! 🏃‍♂️🎬
8. I squeak at bad jokes, but I love them! 😂🐹
9. You’re an amazing friend! 🐹💫
10. Let’s wheel in some good times! 🛞🎉
11. This party’s going to be squeakin’ fun! 🐹🎉
12. I’m just wheel-ing through life, taking it easy! 🛞🌟
13. I’ve got a squeaking good sense of humor! 😂🐹
14. I’ll never leave you, squeak promise! 🐾❤️
15. Let’s make some squeak-tacular memories! 📸🐹
16. I’m wheel-y glad we’re friends! 🛞💖
17. When life gets tough, just keep wheel-ing! 🛞💪
18. Don’t hamper my style! 🐹😎
19. Squeak if you love fun! 🐹🎈
20. This hamster’s got some serious wheel power! 🛞⚡
21. You’re the wheel deal! 🛞🌟
22. That was a squeak of genius! 🧠🐹
23. Just living the wheel life! 🛞🐾
24. Don’t squeak and drive! 🚗🐹
25. I wheel-y need a nap! 🛞😴
26. Stop hampering my fun! 🐹🤪
27. You’re the squeak to my cheese! 🧀🐹
28. Life’s a squeak, then you eat! 🍽️🐹
29. I’m just wheel-ing around, nothing to see here! 🛞😜
30. This hamster has big dreams! 🛞💭
31. You will always be my bestie! 🛞❤️
32. Let’s squeak up some trouble! 🤭🐹
33. That’s a hammer of a joke! 🐹🔨
34. I’ve got a squeak-y clean conscience! 🧼🐾
35. You’re not just wheel-y good, you’re amazing! 🐹🌟
36. I’m going to squeak about it forever! 📣🐾
37. Squeak and let’s roll! 🐹🎲
38. That’s just wheel-y funny! 🛞😆
39. You squeak me out every time! 👀🐹
40. Hamster? More like ham-tastic! 🐹🔥
41. I’m not just a hamster; I’m a squeaking legend! 🐾💥
42. Let’s roll out the wheel carpet! 🛞🎩
43. You’ve got wheely good taste! 😎🐹
44. I’ll be your hamster anytime! 🐹💖
45. Life is wheel-y sweet! 🛞🍬
46. You’re my squeak soul mate! 💕🐹
47. Let’s make some squeak-tacular plans! 🐾🎉
48. That joke was squeak-tacular! 🐹😆
49. I’ll be wheel-ing with laughter all day! 🛞🤣
50. I’m squeak-ing over here! 😂🐹
51. That hamster’s got wheely good moves! 🐾💃
52. I’m the wheel of fortune, baby! 🛞💰
53. You’re the squeak to my wheel! 🐹❤️
54. I will be there in a jiffy! 🛞⏰
55. I’ve got a squeak for every occasion! 🐹🎤
56. Will you be my friend forever? 🛞🤗
57. I’m just here to squeak some fun into your day! 🐾🎉
58. My hamster’s wheelin’ with excitement! 🛞🎶
59. Squeak it till you make it! 🐹🙌
60. Wheel you be my Valentine? 🛞❤️

Cute hamster puns

Here are 60 cute hamster puns with emojis that will make you smile!

1. You’re the ham to my sandwich! 🐹🥪
2. You’re wheely special to me! 🛞💖
3. You’re just too squeakin’ adorable! 🐹💖
4. I’m wheel-ie in love with you! 🛞❤️
5. This is squeaking cute! 🐹😆
6. I wheel always be your friend! 🛞🤗
7. You’re the cheese to my hamster wheel! 🧀🐹
8. I squeak every time I see you! 🐹😍
9. Let’s wheel away into the sunset! 🛞🌅
10. You hampen to be the best! 🐹🏆
11. You squeak me out in the best way! 🐹💕
12. You’re the paw-some one in my life! 🐾🐹
13. Just wheel me away with your cuteness! 🛞💘
14. You’re ham-tastic, just like me! 🐹✨
15. You’re squeak-tacular in every way! 🐹🌟
16. I’m wheely lucky to have you in my life! 🛞🍀
17. Squeak a little louder, I can’t hear you! 🐹🔊
18. I’m wheeling with excitement to see you! 🛞🎉
19. You’re so ham-azing! 🐹💫
20. You squeak up my day! 🐹☀️
21. I’m wheel-ing with joy just thinking about you! 🛞😊
22. You’re pawsitively perfect! 🐾🐹
23. You make my heart squeak with happiness! 🐹💖
24. Life is better with a little ham in it! 🐹🍞
25. You make my heart wheel with love! 🛞💓
26. You’re wheely great, I have to say! 🛞🎉
27. I’m squeaking over your cuteness! 🐹😻
28. You’re wheel good at making me smile! 🛞😁
29. Don’t hamper my day, it’s going so well! 🐹✨
30. This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen! 🐹😍
31. I’m totally wheel obsessed with you! 🛞💘
32. I’m just here for the squeak of it! 🐹🎤
33. You’re wheel ready to steal my heart! 🛞💖
34. I squeak every time you smile! 🐹😊
35. You’re my favorite ham-ster! 🐹💖
36. I squeak whenever I think of you! 🐹💭
37. I’m wheel-y happy when you’re around! 🛞😄
38. Don’t hamper my happiness! 🐹😁
39. You’re wheely the best thing that ever happened to me! 🛞❤️
40. I’m going to squeak with joy forever! 🐹🎉
41. I’ll squeak my love for you forever! 🐹💕
42. I’m feeling wheel-y good today! 🛞😎
43. You’re my squeakiest friend! 🐹💫
44. I can’t imagine my life without you! 🐹❤️
45. You’re the hamster in my heart! 🐹💓
46. Will you be my friend forever? 🛞💖
47. You’re the paw-some hamster in my life! 🐾🐹
48. You’re the best thing squeak-ing in my life! 🐹🎶
49. I’ll never stop loving you, ham-ster! 🐹💝
50. You’re my squeaking sunshine! 🐹🌞
51. You’re as cute as a hamster on a wheel! 🐹🛞
52. I squeak for you every day! 🐹💖
53. You’re the cheese to my ham-ster! 🧀🐹
54. You’re the cutest wheel in my life! 🛞💖
55. You squeak me out in the best way possible! 🐹✨
56. I’m just wheel ready for our next adventure! 🛞🌍
57. Every day with you is a squeak-tacular day! 🐹🌞
58. I’m wheelie in love with you! 🛞❤️
59. You’ve got me all squeak-ed up inside! 🐹💓
60. I’m totally excited to see you! 🛞😊

Frequently Asked Question

Why do hamsters run on wheels?

Hamsters run on wheels to satisfy their natural instinct to move and exercise. In the wild, hamsters travel long distances searching for food and shelter, so a wheel provides a way for them to burn off energy in captivity.

How often should a hamster’s cage be cleaned?

Hamster cages should be cleaned at least once a week to keep your pet healthy. This includes removing old bedding, food scraps, and cleaning the water bottle and food dish. A deeper cleaning every month is also recommended to prevent odors.

Can hamsters live together in the same cage?

It is generally not recommended to house multiple hamsters together, as they are solitary animals and can become territorial. Syrian hamsters, in particular, should be kept alone, while dwarf hamsters may tolerate living together if introduced properly.

What do hamsters eat?

Hamsters enjoy a diet of fresh fruits, vegetables, and a variety of hamster pellets or seeds. They also like occasional treats like nuts or small pieces of cheese. Fresh water should always be available in a bottle or bowl.

How long do hamsters live?

On average, hamsters live for about 2 to 3 years. Their lifespan can vary depending on the breed, diet, and living conditions. Syrian hamsters tend to live slightly longer than dwarf varieties.

Conclusion

hamsters are delightful and low-maintenance pets, but they do require proper care to thrive. By providing a balanced diet, a clean environment, and ample exercise, you can ensure that your hamster lives a healthy and happy life. Always research specific breed needs to ensure the best care for your tiny friend!